Re : STATUS saye gelabah...

Benci giler r org yg suke like2 page2 gelabah kt FB, xde paedah kot, ade ke?

Yang buat status gelabah gaban pon ada, lg aku panas yg chatting guna wall, ade kot app chat kat sudut kanan bawah FB ni, klu x jmp r kan...
Nyemak newsfeed aku je...

And this time I wanna show you my collection of those from my own newsfeed for d last couple days, Tell me ur opinion, Pada sape2 yg terkena, lepas ni agak2 ckt, wokeyh?

...will you date me?

Manja said: cermin muke ko dulu bley x? Bi**h!!

when u're born with balls, that means that u're meant to be, live, and act like a man..

Manja said: r u man enough? maybe dis is a line from a movie ~~` next time he shud have mention it

your girlfriend will make u a girl, buddy

Manja said: bla..bla..bla..FAG!!

Its too hot, anybody wanna become a fan?

Manja said: this is a good one... maksud mendalam..i kinda like it..

coq je yg mampu

Manja said: coq?? wut is dat choy!!!

nk deactivate fB!!!! nak ke x? nak ke x? nak ke x?...

Manja said: pergi mati bley x?

when i was thirteen, i had my first love.

Manja said: JB fever, pendemic sunggoh...

dlu sy nk kt awk,awk lak xnk kt sy...skrg sy dh xnk kt awk,awk lak terhegeh2...pening2....

Manja said: uuweekk!!! boley aku remove ko dr friend x?

org laen pn ade gf @ bf gak weh... releks2 ahh.. nk bgth satu dunia ko syg die ker.. chill2 sudah.. rimas btolla...

Manja said: setuju3

ter, please be nice to der!

Manja said: hambar!!! Adnan Sempit sgt kan???

mom,dad..hepi teacher's day!!

Manja said: yg sewelnye, mak bapak dia xde FB pon.. idiot!!!


Dis 2 lines showing how annoying it is when people chatting on wall, x nmpk ke chat app kt sudut kanan bawah FB tu??
A to B: comeyyyy..ha ha ha ak bosan
A to C:len kali kita men bowling sm2 ye..ha ha ha =p


Ni plak contoh group2 gelabah gaban yg dijoin oleh org gelabah sajork...

Sumbody just joined the group SAYA BUKAN KRISTIAN!!SAYA ISLAM!!

Manja said: Islam bukan pada nama...n bukan pada group yg ko join, ngerti?

Sumbody just joined the group Al Fatihah Allahyarham Aminurrasyid.

Manja said: Adakah same natijahnye join group ni dgn sedekah Al-fatihah tok si mati??


Ni plak I said WTF!!! hantu pe yg rasok ko? berderet feed dr dia jew...pe yg ko nk tunjuk sebenarnye???



Demo tahu dok abe yash. Real Valladolid adalah adik sepupu kepada Real Madrid. Selalu meme terer time match yang last. Keh3

Manja said: I dont speak ethnic... loser!!!


It's "public", not "pubic". =_="

Manja said: Nice one.. siries shit nk pecah perot aku gelak. Sape r kan yg dungu nk mampos tuh..


Thats all... (=

Hamek ko!!!

Owh, I'm so tired to be Mr-Cries-A-Lot. Please, cry no more from me. Since that day, I learned crying solve nothing, nothing...

Dis time, I really put myself together. I gain my strength which I dont really know from where but for d first time I feel great!!! I try to stand up straight not to hold on somebody else' hand.

As I believe now, no one I can trust. They r all backstabber. Especially someone who is very close to ya. Damn right!!! Watch out buddy. The first time u have a doubt about sumone, leave him as I'm sure right now he is evil or can be more...

It happened to me. I did promised to my housemates not to mention anything about our home in public. But it was not me who broke dat promise, since just know I heard from bestest about his friend saying bad things about me, haaa!!! how can he knew?

Now, is my turn.

To be more interesting, let me proceed my post in Malay. Since I didn't expert writing in English.

X macam ousmate aku yg sorang ni, ckp english bersembor. Tau la ko tuh open bite!!! Maksud "prostrate" pon ko kate potong testis...ayoo shamed on u...

He is d one who totally changed sejak dua menjak ni. Paling aku panas dia bawak cerita kat sume org yg dia jumpa. Mujur dia x tau bahasa hanjeng, klu x hbs sume hanjeng barking aku!!!

Td, selesai je aku unpacking barang2 (baru pindah umh). Aku kluar bilik jap, cadang nk minum air. Aku bau haruman butter + gula...

Suddenly I've gone crazy. I look at my oven. Lots of bread in it spread wif butter n sugar. FYI, thats my new oven. I'm planning to use it to grill chicken after I finished my exam dis 18th. FYI, I'd said it out loud. FYI, that oven cost JD60 n I paid it wif my own money. FYI, tonite I saw my gigi-besi-rakan-serumah sedang menggunakannya slumber badak air dia jew...then how???

Dah r tu, oven baru dikata rosak. Padahal dia yg x reti guna.

Aku geram giler time tuh. Aku pon mengamok r. Then bley dia kata x tau... sial la kan. Aku tros r mintak duit. Aku nk divide duit oven tu sama rata, sbb dia g rasmi dulu sape suroh. Dia kate, "Aku xde duit!!!"

"I dont care!!! ko pinjam duit sape2 dulu!!!," currently using my high pitch.

Lantas dia lemparkan duit tuh. Aku dh mula rasa nk tumbok je muka dia, tp aku takot gigi dia patah, or bibir dia berdarah sbb dia pakai braces..maybe tangan aku pon bley berdarah...aku herdik dia soh angkat balik duit tu n bagi elok2 kat aku...

Dia x nak...

"Hamek ko!!!", jerit aku puas sambil menghempok kepalanye dgn sekampit note2 exam...

"Aku x pkol ko pon", jeritnye lg...

"Ko yg stat dulu kan", jerit aku lagi kuat..cuba melawan pitch Leonna Lewis dia. Dia x tau, aku Mariah Carey. Aku kutip duit tuh dan berlalu pergi...

Never mess wif me, P@|%... :)

I hate u Ramis...samiR I'm sorry...

Semalam AKA 09..it was brilliant...nk banding dgn majlis lain, dis event more happening n more fun...ha3...

x yah sebut la ada apa mlm tuh, sbb I got sumthin more important to tell you allz...

rehearsal pkol 2.30pm...rehearsal berjalan lancar sehinggalah sampai time aku...tiba2 mcm dh x serious je...aku x nk r sebut kat sini sape2 yg sewel lg biol tuh..tp aku sabar lg time tuh...

aku nk blk, nk mandi, nk pakai baju, set rambot, makeup...sume ni amik masa 2 jam...tp rehearsal hbs 4.30pm...n majlis start pkol 6.00pm...thats mean I need to rush...

I called my private taxi, his name is Ramis... orgnye baik, lama dh kami berkawan...

Janji dia, lg 5 minit dia sampi amik aku...aku tunggu 6-7 minit btg hidung pon x nmpk...aku mula dh marah, geram, pressure sume ada... I called him again, then he wants another 5 minutes...aku kata mmg PiG la driver ni!!!

I just took another taxi then..sampai je umh..aku noticed dh pkol 4.45pm...mmg lmbat giler dh ni...

Quick shower, quick makeup, everythin in rush... till aku x sempt pon nk pakai stokin...since I got appoinment kat salon nk wat rambut mcm Kim Hyun Joong, tp x menjadi coz he (stylish) said mn leh nk rush2 nih....haaa..laknat r...geram dh aku...




after finished wif my hair, I called Ramis again..giving him a 2nd chance...i said to him 6.00pm tepat, tolong dtg dpn umh...he agreed...

5.58, batang hidung x nmpk....aku dh hilang sabar..I tried to call Ramis, but accidentally I actually dialed Samir mobile no...aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

During dis very mad conversation, I said, "Ramis!!! where r u.. Please be hurry!!!"

Samir, "Shuw, min ma3i?" ( apa, sape nih)

Aku mula r membara...lantas jwb, " FUCK U, dont try creat joke here...come here asap..."

Poor Samir, aku igtkan aku ckp dgn Ramis...tp aku masih x sedar lg time tuh...

Samir he was so sweet..aku baru je knl dia...17 tahon umur dia...so english dia x seberapa sgt...maybe dia x faham kot aku ckp pe...tp aku percaya dia mesti faham d F word...haaa...

Pagi td, aku call Samir..aku minta maap byk2 dgn dia....walau dia x brp nk faham, walau susah tok aku jelaskan sedang jurang bahasa kami yg jauh berbeda...(ceh...)...aku rasa dia dh ok kot..maybe mlm semalam je dia agak terkejot..tiba2 je kena carot dgn aku...ha3....

I hate u Ramis...samiR I'm sorry...

New Rules at Amman Shopping Malls...

New Moon best!!! ha3…

Semalam, aku ke cinema at City Mall, Amman. Aku g r tgok new moon, asal nk tgok 2012 tp lmbt lg lak next show nye…owh, very sweet..ini filem wajib tayang tau!!! heeee

Well, x ku sangka En. Asmat n his children pon ada kt situ gak….we just say hi tp muka masing2 dh malu….busted!!!

Then, we go 4 a window shopping. Guess wut, no sale at all….hantu btol Jordan ni. Nk Xmas ni, bg r less…nwy x terniat pon nk shopping sgt hrtu…

Besides tgok wayang, aku ada janji temu nk jmp kawan kat Amman….not really my friend r…Cuma adik dia tu kawan aku…Abg dia, kawan kpd kawan aku….haaa..penin dh…wut eva….

Finished at City Mall, we went to Mecca Mall….then, #!@#$ guard kt situ…ada ke patot, syabab2 (budak lelaki) dilarang masok mall…rules ^&%$%# mn ko guna nih???….klu nk masok kena ada family….I did asked when will we be allowed to enter n guess wut he said? Till TOMORROW….(sambil buat muka &%###$#) celaka….

Bukan pe, tp nk r beli sumthin tok bw g umh member….x kan la nk dtg tgn kosong. Actlly lunch kat umh dia pkol 3.30, bl dh jadi mcm ni tros aku dtg awal….3.00 ptg…

We ate a lot there….Mansaaf n of course wif laban….aku asyik nk sendawa je..kentot pon…tp aku tahan..nnt kata x sopan lak….then aku ke tandas n lepas kan segala-galanya….ha3….

Bestnye, that day is his mother’s birthday also…aaah…I miss my mother tiba2..huhuhu….

Well, I told my friend ‘bout wut happened at Mecca Mall. N he did knew about that thin…so guys take note:

“City Mall n Mecca Mall is for family n akhawat only!!! every public holiday k…syabab is not allowed during that time…”

Undang-undang baru kata kawan aku….but &%$$# wif dis rul

Berapa Harga $$$$$ ?

Haa..sensitif sgt tajuk ni. Tp betapa perlu semua memahami n mengetahui akan peri mahalnye rasa dan perasaan ini… Tidak boleh dijual beli, tidak boleh dipaksa beri…

Attention ckt kpd perampas $$$$$, perosak $$$$$, pelenyap $$$$$ ( yg seangkatan dengannya) post ni tok kalian semua.

>>>>Pernah rasa bila kita amat $$$$$ seseorang, tiba2 kita tau ada yg cuba rampas $$$$$ hati kita??? (laknat!!!)

>>>>Pernah rasa x tenang bila mn $$$$$ kita x lg ambil berat pasal kita??? (maybe sibok study)

>>>>Pernah rasa dibenci oleh $$$$$ hati kita sendiri??? (coz ada yg mulut $_@_ bw fitnah)

>>>>Pernah cuba tok jwb call dia n tiba2 ‘My LOVE xoxo’ yg tertera d screen HPnye sedang bukan kita yg call dia (setan!!!)

Ooo…tolong r jgn cepat sgt terngadah, terjelepuk, tersungkur dlm hal ini bg yg ber$$$$$!!! Rise n shine my friend. Stay positive n please do seek 4 a second opinion…jgn sbb org ke-3 (binasalah ko!!!) bercerai kamu berdua.

Bg insan ke-3, back off bitch!!! X bahagia klu apa yg ko tau nk rampas org punye, nk rosak kan yg bahagia. Ko cemburu ke, xde sape caring pasal ko… Xde keje dh ke???

Aku tau rasanye, sebab aku dulu pernah rasanya. Aku belajar darinya, tp waktu itu semua dh terlambat untuk aku. Aku single semula…tp aku bahagia (ayat rawat hati yg luka, but its work actlly)

$$$ mahal harganye. Sbb bukan wang ukurannye. Tp HATI , JIWA n PERASAAN. (berani ko bermain dgn 3 elemen ni???)

p/s: bg sape2 yg I.Q <15, $$$$$=CINTA, ngerti?

layan lagu nih k...bg yg dh rasa je faham lagu ni (+ english darjah 6)

Asyik nak Harapkan Orang!!!! padan la muka...

Maaf atas entry yg menikam jiwa sebelom ini...bg yg mkn cili, cepat2 la minum air ye...ManJa mintak maap...ManJa ikot kan sgt hati yg marah td....bg sape2 yg dh baca...please ManJa harapkan kalian x membesar-besarkan hal nih...

Yang benar,
ManJa yg hina...

3S???

3S???...huh? pe maknanya ha???jeng,jeng,jeng!!! Siapa Silent Stalkers??? Hehehe…ni misi terbaru ManJa. Ada sesiapa yg tau? Bgtau la ManJa…

Mmg sengaja ManJa tulis post pasal blogger terbaru nih. “Nak tumpang popularity la tuh”, kata Zaza (bkn nama sebenar). “A’ah, knp? X bley kew???”, jawab ManJa. Mana x nyer…Silent Stalkers nih dh mencetuskan satu fenomena pada sume kekawan ManJa (especially blogger).

Kesempatan nih ManJa nak describekan apa pendapat ManJa ttg 3S???

Firstly, ManJa rasa blog nih adalah blog kongsi. Buktinya berdasarkan pada pelbagai nama yg digunakan oleh blogger nih n banyak benda yg dipost dlm sehari. Antaranya nm yg diguna:

· Escape

· [s.h.o.o.t.e.r]

· skyscraper

· PEACE-HACKER

· Angin

· EleCtR0n

· H e r o

Tp, klu ikut gmbar nih sepatutnya ad 8 org tp ManJa x tau saper lg sorang.

Secondly, ManJa agak dorang sumer nih org lelaki lah. Ayat nih dr chatz box Manja,“uih.. lu manja eh? gua x manja beb. gua kacak. jengok la blog gua. ajak mmber sume.” Tapi dari cara penulisan dia ManJa dpt agak yg blogger nih still berfikiran mcm pompuan, walaupun lelaki katanya…~~~ahaks. Ni bkn ManJ yg cakap… Kekawan ManJa yg cakap.

Thirdly, ManJa pasti sesangat blogger nih budak Irbid gak. JUST @ YARMOUK UNIVERSITY tuh ManJa x pasti laaa. Tp pada pikiran ManJa, blog nih adalah hasil kolaborasi kedua-dua university..bowleyy??

Fourthly, ManJa nak menyatakan di sini, ManJa menyambut baik segala lontaran idea, pandangan, laporan dr Silent Stalkers. Ye laaa, blog nih kan tempat yg bebas utk bersuara…

Nwy kepada kekawan ManJa yg blom berkesempatan view blog nih, ambil lah peluang nih. Walau hnya sekali, cubalah tngok-tngok blog nih…

MAAF KAN MANJA YEW???please

yeah..hari nih ManJa nak sentuh tentang sifat pemaaf. bkn apa,tp saje jew nak kongsi pendapat...ManJa pasti sumer selalu dengar ungkapan nih,"La dia dah mintak maaf kat ko. maafkan je laaa.lupakan je"...mmg senang bg mulut berbicara.tp bagi hati yang terluka + lara sape yg tau...selalu org kata "Sedang Nabi pun ampunkan ummat,ko ni pe lah". Kan senang kalau sumer sesabar,sekuat & setabah Nabi...ManJa pu x pasti adakah ManJa mampu memaafkan semua kesalahan org2 lain kpd ManJa..



tu satu hal...apa yang lebih parah jika kita sendiri tak mengaku salah. Nih mmg x patut. Jika bersalah mengaku je la. "Katakanlah yg benar walau pun pahit"...(ManJa x pasti la saper yg cakap nih..tp mmg bowley dipercaya la).Kadang2 dek sifat ego yg tingi bak Gunung Everest, sanggup kita menyembunyikan kesalahn kita lantaran tidak mahu memohon maaf.



Namun jgn disalahsangka...Mungkin ada di antara kita yg langsung tidak menyedari kesalahan yang mereka lakukan...Jadi menjadi tanggungjawab kawan2 sekeliling untuk saling nasihat-menasihati."sesungguhnya tazkirah itu bermanfaat buat org yg beriman" segala rasa tak puas hati, segerakan cari penyelesaian nyer. Jgn laa tnggu lama2. Nanti bila sekali meletop...ManJa pasti buruk akibat nyer.



sesunguhnya tiada rugi bagi sesiapa yang saling bermaafan. Silaturrahim/ukhuwwah/relationship mesti dijaga. Jgn sesekali memutuskannya.



setlle urusan sesama manusia..huh..skang ManJa nak sentuh ttg memohon MAAF kpd ALLAH. Walau ManJa tau, ManJa x layak berkata-kata ttg hal nih, tp cuba dapatkan isi yg cuba ManJa sampaikan nih.



ALLAH bersifat PEMURAH, PENYAYANG & PEMAAF. sebagai hamba kita perlu memohon keampunan/makfirat dari-Nya atas segala kesilapn kita kepadanya. dosa kecil @ besar...sekali @ berkali-kali...percayalah pintu keampunan-Nya sentiasa luas terbuka.



klu dosa kecil, masa amik wudu' pun boleh hapus. Tp bagi dosa2 besar jalanynya ialah TAUBAT NASUHA...paling best wat la masa QIAMULLAIL. Nangis la sepuas hati, kesali segala dosa yang dilakukan.



"Aah,wat per nak taubat skrang...ak muda lg nih..nak enjoy lg.tak puas lg. Nnt dah tua aku prg la Ka'abah berdoa/bertaubat.Skrang bkn masa beramal"...biasa dengar???ManJa x pernah dngr lagi la org tg berani cakap mcm nih...seriouslyyy..



tp jgn kita lupa. Ajal & Maut ditangan ALLAH. bila?di mana? bagaimana? tak saper tau..SEDARLAH wahai kekawan...ManJa nih cuma nak sampaikan jew...tapi,ManJa pun blom pasti 'on the spot' boleh berubah.."BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER" janji ye ngan ManJa yg kita sume nanti akn jadi AHLI SYURGA FIRDAUS...Amin...




Sebagai penutup terimalah serangkap lagu dari ManJa.(nih lirik lagu nasyid masa sekolah dulu)

"JANGANLAH KAU MEMALINGKAN HATI KU INI
SETELAH KAU BERIKAN NIKMAT DAN HIDAYAHMU
AKU INGIN RASA INI KEKAL SELAMANYA
HINGGA SAAT AKU BERTEMU MU"